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I couldn’t believe I got this working, but you can run Crysis on the Eee. For those of you running Windows XP or Vista on your Eee, this is a real treat. I don’t think you will have any luck running Crysis under Wine or VirtualBox as the Eee barely copes with the game in the first place.

First you need to be comfortable with overclocking to attempt this and have upgraded your memory. You’ll need to be up to 2 or 4GB of ram, as you need some of the space to install parts of the game on. Running directly from memory makes the game run much smoother.

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With my ASUS Eee Pc at 630Mhz and Crysis on medium settings at 800×480 I get only 12 fps. Once I put the processor up to its true speed of 900Mhz I got the game going at 18fps. Finally with my Eee running at 1035Mhz I managed to squeeze out 20fps, just enough to make the game stable. This was done with numerous tweaks to the game.

Although the game is demanding, the small resolution of the Eee makes it playable. Desktops struggle as users attempt to play the game at resolutions about twice that of the Eee, which require far more power.

Anyway, I can’t write up a full guide now as it’s getting late. So enjoy the pictures. Click the links to open the 5 megapixel shots, you can see my monitors dead pixel in the last…

Crysis Eee Pc screenshot 1

Crysis Eee Pc screenshot 2

Crysis Eee Pc screenshot 3 (You can even see my Eee’s dead pixel!)

If you haven’t realised by now, this was an April Fools joke.

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